If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your blog. (CoughRiku’sDarkbladecough)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your blog. (Many many times
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If you cried when Demyx faded, copy and paste this into your blog. (from Kingdom Hearts 2)
If you’ve ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your blog. ( Talking to inanimate objects count too)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your blog. (Pretty please?)
Quotes I love like Heck:
“I reject your reality and substitute it with my own” Adam Savage (Mythbusters)
“HOLY DOODLE!” Ms. Macmillan (Graphics class)
“Oh infinite universe, thank you for making him an idiot.” Ichigo (Bleach Manga)
“Yeah, Henry and I are as tight as a fat kid in spandex” Steph, random convo of doom.
I like being evil. It makes me happy. – Eddie Brock, Spiderman 3
My heart is full of courage. I just have very cowardly legs. – The Golden Voyage of Sinbad
Mor ‘Pass it on’s:
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you’re a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, “What was your first clue?”, copy this into your blog. (Come on people. Emotional breakdown?)
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Copy the bunny to your blog to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
If you ever pushed on a door that said “Pull,” or vice versa, copy this into your blog.
If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your blog.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your blog
If you’ve ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your blog!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like “Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?” or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you’re crazy, copy this onto your blog.
(wow that was long XD just copy and paste)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your blog.
There’s nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it’s weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your blog.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your blog.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn’t funny, put this in your blog.
15 percent of every high school population is considered “Popular”. 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn’t care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn’t matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the ‘unpopular’ 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your blog (another Long One)
If you have ever fallen on your butt and laughed, copy and paste this into your blog.
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE…
EVER WONDER where we are headed…?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don’t ever see the headline: ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why you have to click on ‘Start’ to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a ‘Broker’?
Why there isn’t mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a ‘new & improved’ flavour?
Why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don’t make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport ‘the terminal’ if flying is so safe?
AND…
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer:
‘Do not use while sleeping’.
(Darn, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
‘Directions: Use like regular soap’.
(And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners:
‘Serving suggestion: Defrost’.
(But, it’s just a suggestion).
On Nanna’s Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
‘Do not turn upside down’.
(Well…duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
‘Product will be hot after heating’.
(And you thought??…)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
‘Do not iron clothes on body’.
(But wouldn’t this save me more time?)
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine:
‘Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication’.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
‘Warning: May cause drowsiness’.
(And…I’m taking this because??)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
‘For indoor or outdoor use only’.
(As opposed to…what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
‘Not to be used for the other use’.
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
On Nobby’s peanuts:
‘Warning: contains nuts’.
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
‘Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts’.
(Step 3: maybe, uh…fly Delta?)
I don’t blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child’s superman costume:
‘Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly’.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
‘Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals’.
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Please copy all that in your Blog
More Quotes:
“…Other behaviour that is unacceptable includes shouting ‘ow!’ in the middle of surgery…” Paul McDermott, Good News Week, XD.
“What he lacks in smarts he makes up for in lack of smarts.” -Xander from Buffy. It was just on TV. I laughed.
“So many people treat you like a kid, so you might as well act like one and throw your TV out the hotel window.” – Gerard Way.
Pass it on’s (again)
If you cried when Axel (Kingdom Hearts) faded, post this on your blog.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don’t remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your blog.
If you have ever stopped in front of a tree then ran right into it 2 minutes later, copy and paste this into your blog.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your blog.
If you’ve ever wondered why Bush won’t leave the friggin’ war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your blog.(OMG EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE I AM BEGGING YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THIS PLEASE!)
If you cried when Demyx faded, copy and paste this into your blog.
If you think that Demyx is adorable(not hot)copy this into your blog.
If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your blog.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your “peers” to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your blog.
If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your blog.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your blog.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your blog ( sugar
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If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your blog. (Tis Fun XD)
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That…was…EXHAUSTING! You people had better love me for this. LOVE ME!