You know how the whole song is in japanese right? THESE LYRICS ARE NOT THE OFFICIAL ENGLISH LYRICS FOR THE SONG! JUST MY TAKE ON IT! These lyrics probably aren’t correct. In fact, I know they aren’t.

I worked REALLY hard to try to synch this with the song. Sorry it doesn’t rhyme But, while listening to the song, try singing it out loud and help me out

Alice 1: A famous swordfighter was I till I saw it then

It gleamed so mysteriously, magnificently

Suddenly I felt as if I had somewhere to go

Walked along the path did I, and cut down everything

They did not like that, they did

I knew I was doomed

But I went on with my greed

And Now I’m trapped in thorns

The door to my life closed behind me

Behind me

I was a famous swordfighter,

Alice number One

Alice 2:My music was wonderful, my voice was radiant

Everyone congratulated me and my talent

Suddenly I was overcome with my own melody

It pulled me toward a place I knew I could not leave

I had out-sung everyone

The best I knew by far

The cross-eyed man shot through my throat

So I could sing no more

The door to my life closed behind me

Behind me

I was a talented singer,

Alice number Two

Alice 3:Everyone said I was destined to be a dancer

Then I ate the rotten fruit; I had a change of heart

Suddenly I was not so young, so pure and innocent

I went to a place I knew before I’d have never went

They told me to dance, I did

I did the best I could

They sucked the life right out of me

And then I simply stopped

The door to my life closed behind me

Behind me

I was destined as a dancer,

Alice number Three

I am the Alice of Swordfighters and spades

I am the Alice of music and diamonds

I am the Alice of dancers and clovers

We will find the Alice of hearts

Alice 4: we are the young twins of a prosperous family

We have many toys and games, everyone adores us

We stumbled upon this strange and wonderful land

We met many people and we promised not to leave

I am the much stronger sister

I am the most smarter brother

The more we stayed in this strange land

The more we felt the change

…

The door to our life closed behind us

Behind us

We may never leave this land

Alice number Four

Whaddaya Think?

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your blog. (Many many times )

If you cried when Demyx faded, copy and paste this into your blog. (from Kingdom Hearts 2)

If you’ve ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your blog. ( Talking to inanimate objects count too)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your blog. (Pretty please?)

Quotes I love like Heck:

“I reject your reality and substitute it with my own” Adam Savage (Mythbusters)

“HOLY DOODLE!” Ms. Macmillan (Graphics class)

“Oh infinite universe, thank you for making him an idiot.” Ichigo (Bleach Manga)

“Yeah, Henry and I are as tight as a fat kid in spandex” Steph, random convo of doom.

I like being evil. It makes me happy. – Eddie Brock, Spiderman 3

My heart is full of courage. I just have very cowardly legs. – The Golden Voyage of Sinbad

Mor ‘Pass it on’s:

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you’re a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, “What was your first clue?”, copy this into your blog. (Come on people. Emotional breakdown?)

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Copy the bunny to your blog to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you ever pushed on a door that said “Pull,” or vice versa, copy this into your blog.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your blog.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your blog

If you’ve ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your blog!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like “Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?” or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you’re crazy, copy this onto your blog.

(wow that was long XD just copy and paste)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your blog.

There’s nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it’s weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your blog.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your blog.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn’t funny, put this in your blog.

15 percent of every high school population is considered “Popular”. 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn’t care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn’t matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the ‘unpopular’ 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your blog (another Long One)

If you have ever fallen on your butt and laughed, copy and paste this into your blog.

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE…

EVER WONDER where we are headed…?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don’t ever see the headline: ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Why ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

Why you have to click on ‘Start’ to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a ‘Broker’?

Why there isn’t mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a ‘new & improved’ flavour?

Why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don’t make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport ‘the terminal’ if flying is so safe?

AND…

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
‘Do not use while sleeping’.
(Darn, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
‘Directions: Use like regular soap’.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
‘Serving suggestion: Defrost’.
(But, it’s just a suggestion).

On Nanna’s Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
‘Do not turn upside down’.
(Well…duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
‘Product will be hot after heating’.
(And you thought??…)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
‘Do not iron clothes on body’.
(But wouldn’t this save me more time?)

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine:
‘Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication’.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
‘Warning: May cause drowsiness’.
(And…I’m taking this because??)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
‘For indoor or outdoor use only’.
(As opposed to…what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
‘Not to be used for the other use’.
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)

On Nobby’s peanuts:
‘Warning: contains nuts’.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
‘Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts’.
(Step 3: maybe, uh…fly Delta?)

I don’t blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child’s superman costume:
‘Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly’.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
‘Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals’.
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Please copy all that in your Blog

More Quotes:

“…Other behaviour that is unacceptable includes shouting ‘ow!’ in the middle of surgery…” Paul McDermott, Good News Week, XD.

“What he lacks in smarts he makes up for in lack of smarts.” -Xander from Buffy. It was just on TV. I laughed.

“So many people treat you like a kid, so you might as well act like one and throw your TV out the hotel window.” – Gerard Way.

Pass it on’s (again)

If you cried when Axel (Kingdom Hearts) faded, post this on your blog.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don’t remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your blog.

If you have ever stopped in front of a tree then ran right into it 2 minutes later, copy and paste this into your blog.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your blog.

If you’ve ever wondered why Bush won’t leave the friggin’ war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your blog.(OMG EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE I AM BEGGING YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THIS PLEASE!)

If you cried when Demyx faded, copy and paste this into your blog.

If you think that Demyx is adorable(not hot)copy this into your blog.

If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your blog.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your “peers” to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your blog.

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your blog.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your blog.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your blog ( sugar )

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your blog. (Tis Fun XD)

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That…was…EXHAUSTING! You people had better love me for this. LOVE ME!

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Lulu: Hello, my loving and loyal readers!

audience:…

Lulu: What’s a ducks favorite game? …Parquackey!

audience:…*glare*

Lulu: Get it? ParQUACKey? like a duck? *gets hit with a tomato*

Lulu: Thank you! I’ll be here all week!*tomato hit* All day? For the next…two minutes? *almost gets stabbed with knife*Okay! I’m leaving! I’m leaving!

FO SHIZZLE ,

           DA MIGHTY LULU!

                *Flies away*

…sad, isn’t it?

Not that you’ll care,but I’m gonna say my opinion of the story (since its in Japanese)

   In a busy market place, a mysterious wagon stops, and even more mysterious people get out.A young girl approaches the wagon and stares curiously at a two-headed clown.The clown(s) eyes flash red as they smile sweetly.they hand the girl a paper.The girl read the flyer and it said:

“Come to the Dark Woods Circus! You’ll never want to leave…”

When the girl looked up, she saw the two-headed clown flying away. She followed them to a dark clearing in the woods.The clown(s) flew in an eerie tent.The girl followed them in and didn’t see the dark looming figure in the sky.As she passed several shadow people two very tall people looked down at her. A woman and a man who looked like they were in the circus.The girl smiled at them.

As she was walking, the girl noticed a hole in one of the smaller tents. She looked in to see the circus people practicing there acts. She saw the two-headed clown(s) holding what appeared to be two human arms.She saw a blind-folded girl with the legs of a goat singing.She saw another girl tied to a chair and forced to eat the human arms.Later, when the goat girl was put in her cage,She saw the two-headed clown(s) take off the goat-girls blindfold.The girl appeared to be crying.It was then she realized that all the circus people seemed to had flowers covering their eye.

The young girl felt a presence and looked behind her.Then, darkness. 

As time wore on, many more children were lured to the Dark Woods Circus…

A mysterious wagon stops in the market place. A young girl is handing out papers. She looks up and smiles…with flowers covering her eye…

This Is This Cat.

This Is Is Cat.

This Is How Cat.

This Is To Cat.

This Is Keep Cat.

This Is An Cat.

This Is Idiot Cat.

This Is Busy Cat.

This Is For Cat.

This Is Forty Cat.

This is Seconds Cat.

This Is . Cat.

Now read that over but only reading the third word in every line. Get it?  

92% percent of teens would die from lack of air if Abercrombie And Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this in your blog if you would be one of the 8% percent who would be dieing from laughter *Laughs*

Roses are red.Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet and so are you.

Post that in your blog if you’ve heard it before.

But the roses are wilting. The violets are dead. The sugar bowls empty. And so is your head!

Post that in your blog if you haven’t heard that before.

60% percent of teens couldn’t read that. I could. If you’re one of the 40% percent who could, post this in your blog.

TEN SIGNS YOU LIVE IN THE YEAR 2008:

1. You accidently punched in your password on your microwave.

2. You haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have ever stopped being friends with someone ’cause they don’t have Myspace or a blog.

4. Whenever someone tells you to send a letter you send an e-mail instead.

6. You actually know the differance between a NanoChip and a MicroChip.

7.Your computer costs more then your whole bookcase (including books).

8.You were too busy to notice No.5 .

9.You looked up to see if there was a No.5 .

10.You are now laughing at yourself silently.

Post that in your blog if you fell for it. And you know you did. 

I fell for every one of those I’ll be back with more later.